Spending a lot in time in the Philippines and bars that have Filipinas in them plus a few girl friends keeping these in mind saved me more then once!

Read it, know it, live it!
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"Hello, Honeyko!" (Hello, Moneybag!)

"Kumasta Ka Na?" (How are you, future boyfriend?)

"You Boboy!" (You're a fat pig!)

"Miss na miss kita!" (I miss your money!)

"Mahal na mahal kita!" (I love your money!)

"I come!" (Would you hurry up and come, I'm tired and I want to watch TV.)

"We go boom boom?" (I'd like to watch TV.)

"Where you staying?" (Where am I staying tonight? Does it have aircon, a mini bar, and a nice pool?)

"Where you from?" (Where will you move me and my family?)

"What your job?" (I have a large family, so you better be able to support them!)

"Will you support me?" (Will you support me, my Filipino boyfriend, our two children, and sixteen relatives?)
"You buy me ladies drink?" (May I have 50 pesos, please?)

"You pay my barfine?" (May I have 500 pesos, please?)

"You barfine my friend?" (May I have 1000 pesos, please?)

"You cute!" (I'm cute, you're an ugly, bald slob)

"You handsome!" (You have some hair left, how nice!)

"You healthy!" (You're fat and your breath smells!)

"You kind man!" (You're a stupid fool who pays me too much!)

"You barfine me tomorrow?" (Are you my gravy train?)

"You butterfly?" (Are you smart?)

"I'm 18" (I'm 16.)

"I'm 21" (I'm 32.)

"I work here four months only" (I've been here for four years.)

"I work at [another bar] before" (I was kicked out of [another bar] for. Showing up drunk and late every day.)

"I'm bangith [ugly]" (You're bangith).

"We go barhop?" (We need to stop at my friend's bars so I can show off.)

"We go dance?" (I want to dance with my friends while you make a fool of yourself.)

"I have one baby" (I've got stretch-marks under my shorts.)

"I have two babies" (My vagina is like a train tunnel.)

"I have no babies" (I have two babies but no stretch marks.)

"I no like blowjob" (Quiet, my friends will hear. Of course I'll give you a blowjob.)

"I no like Filipino men" (I like Filipino boys.)

"I no like American men" (My last boyfriend was American. He dumped me.)

"Up to you [regarding tip]" (As much as you can afford)

"Up to you [regarding what to go do]" (Take me dancing. Now, fat boy!)

"I Cherry Girl (alternate 1)" (I haven't been fucked up the ass or in my ears or nose yet.)

"I Cherry Girl (alternate 2)" (My Filipino boyfriend won't let me spend the night with a foreigner...yet. How much money do you have again?)

"I Cherry Girl (alternate 3)" (I haven't screwed for a whole week and I had my VD test last Tuesday)